Tue 7 Jul 2009
I have suffered a lot of bogus “breaking news” spam from various news sites but today, when CNN saw fit to inform me via a breathless email that one of Jackson’s kids had said something nice about the guy at the dude’s freaking funeral, I’d finally had enough. I hope nothing important gets sent out by CNN via email because I sure as hell am no longer subscribed.
Of note: I’ve read that they charge much higher advertising rates when they’ve just sent out a breaking news alert.
Won’t it just be the luck that it’ll be CNN to break the big zombie outbreak.
To which we shall reply: “Figures.”
Oh, but see, since a big zombie outbreak would invariably involve a celebrity death or two, we’d all hear about it all over the place. Well, I guess I won’t.
Damn.
Of all the celebrity deaths that could presage a big zombie outbreak, Michael Jackson’s would be one of the more likely, don’tcha think?
Oh well, have fun getting eaten by zombies.