I have suffered a lot of bogus “breaking news” spam from various news sites but today, when CNN saw fit to inform me via a breathless email that one of Jackson’s kids had said something nice about the guy at the dude’s freaking funeral, I’d finally had enough. I hope nothing important gets sent out by CNN via email because I sure as hell am no longer subscribed.

Of note: I’ve read that they charge much higher advertising rates when they’ve just sent out a breaking news alert.