Tue 2 Dec 2008
Gallery 2.3, Akismet, Cats & Burglars
Posted by Michael under cat-blogging , life , technology[6] Comments
Dreamhost has begun supporting Gallery 2.3 as a one-click install/upgrade which is awesome because it includes Akismet anti-spam capabilities. Until recently I had to go through every few days and delete a couple dozen spam comments to keep my gallery presentable. Since the upgrade, not a one. Sweet.
This means I can more comfortably point out that my cats are adorable. Surely this is an observation unique to the internet.
On to other, freakier topics: last night I was going around the house locking up and such prior to going out to eat when I heard a muffled thud outside near the front of the house. I didn’t see anything and the sound in question could come from a million innocent sources and the cats did not run and hide so I didn’t think much of it but I kept my eyes peeled when I went out the back door, through our super-clangy gate (made of purest audium, guaranteed to wake the dead) and around the side of the house to get in the car. What did I espy? A dude in a jogging suit or something like it with a hat or a hood that shaded his face completely standing across the street looking in my direction. When I stepped out of the shadows and into the relative light of the driveway he took off running. I do not mean that he began to jog, I mean that he burst into full-bore pedestrian flight complete with frequent glances back over his shoulder at me.
Nothing seemed amiss with the house so I leapt into the car and tried to chase him but by the time I was in, had it started, got up the drive and was down the street he was nowhere to be seen. Aha, I thought, My coincidental timing has scared him away.
Then I got to thinking, what if he comes back while I’m at dinner?
The way I figured, if it were a harmless misunderstanding – say, a vigorous and perhaps slightly skittish jogger – then I could sup without concern. Were he a would-be opportunistic burglar or thief of some sort and I’d simply surprised him with my gate-clangings as he, for instance, considered breaking into the car of the neighbor across the street, then I’d probably scared him so badly that he was long gone and I could, again, sup without concern. The third option was that he was the sort who would be back in moments and in that case, you know what? Fuck that, I was going to dinner and getting out of his damned way.
I did call 911, though, and they sent a prowl car out to do a couple of laps and see if they could spot someone matching the description, such as it was. Weird. When I got home I went through yard and around house and inside and all the closets and rooms with a flashlight but nothing turned up. Bizarre.
Well, damnit, I thought you had a gun. You’d take off running too.
Kudos on the car chase btw.
I chased a bicycle thief (ie, he stole a bicycle wheel AND he was on a bicycle…bastard was cycling one-handed) a few weeks ago for about a block. After that block, I baseball-outfielder-dived for the back of his hoodie and got nothing for my troubles but a slide across asphault, some ripped jeans, and a bunch of blood.
If I’d had a lick of sense I would have Crocodile Dundeed him in the back of the head with a beer bottle or ash tray from the outdoor seating of the restaurant we were at.
[sigh]
You still have that old crossbow, btw?
I have the crossbow somewhere or another but I don’t even know where at this point. Heck, for all I know it’s still tucked in some corner of a closet out at Compound X.
Kudos on tryin to chase a tire thief! I don’t even get why someone would steal one tire. How does one turn that around on craigslist, anyway? “For sale: one half of unicycle?”
I figure the kid probably could have sold it to someone in the neighborhood…….interesting side-note to the story, it involved one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen two police officers do.
The girl (not pretty) whose bike it belonged to was upset since the bike was her way to and from work and she didn’t have the money for a new tire. After attempting to find the kids for 20 minutes, the cops came back in a van, threw open the back doors and said, “We couldn’t find them, but we’ve got ten tires from past robberies that no one could ever identify. Take one of these.”
The entire outside patio of the bar stood up and gave a round of applause….the expression on the cops’ faces was actually heart-breaking…you got the impression that NO ONE had ever said thankyou before, much less given them a round of applause.
It definitely made me pause in my habitual, “Don’t trust the fuzz, man! They is after you! No, they is! They don’t CAAARE, man, all they care about is other bacon!”
It was pretty neat.
For that matter, the kid was pretty impressive in his theft as well. He basically reached down with one hand and had the tire off the bike in seconds….little brat had obviously had practice.
The story about the cops is completely and totally awesome.
After being in a local convenience store after it got held up (I wasn’t there when it happened, I just happened to wander in to buy a granola bar and a soda as the cops were interviewing the clerk) I was left with a lot more respect for them than my inner teenager had previously allowed. They were really professional and human.
Oh, there are bad cops up here too….lots of stories of wedding parties getting beat with batons, people getting shot in the back for no reason, drugs planted……….but it’s nice to hear a good story every now and then.
(I got mugged and punched at the end of a .45 a couple years ago…the detective that solved the case and caught the brats was cool as hell AND smart. There’s lots of good cops up here….some of the beat cops in Fells Point are pretty nice too. That said, the Wire ain’t making stuff up either…)
Well, then I just read this.
http://www.citypaper.com/news/story.asp?id=17035