Have you ever had a dream so weird and so unrepresentative of reality that upon waking you found the mere memory of the dream to be somewhat embarrassing? Not just a mildly weird sex dream or something that wound up entertainingly Dadaist and definitely not something simply frightening, just… I dunno. It’s hard to describe, as would be the dream. All I can relatively certainly relate is that I kind of want my subconscious to go on a vacation after last night.