If your spouse is going to call you half a dozen times a day – which is not an exaggeration – please just turn your phone off. Please. Please. See, your spouse always seems to call when someone is on their way over to ask you a question and when they see you blathering away about the weather or when to schedule next year’s dentist appointments or WTFever then they skip you and come to me and I in fact do not enjoy doing your job and mine.