OK, one of them was updated.  It’s progressing.  I’m rather pleased with “jellied beef loaf.”  I just made that phrase up and then Googled it and voila, it exists.  No idea if I described it correctly, but the point of that bit isn’t accuracy, it’s to have something gross on the table.  Even if JBL is unto the nectar of the gods, I wanted Franklin Not Frank’s version to be repulsive.

(This from a guy who loves haggis.  Go fig.)